50 Hilarious Jokes for Students to Lighten Up the Classroom!

Laughter is the best medicine, and what better way to make learning fun than with some English jokes for students? A good joke can lighten up the mood, break the monotony, and bring smiles to every student’s face. Here’s a collection of jokes in English for students that are guaranteed to bring laughter into the classroom. Whether you’re a teacher or a student, these jokes for students in English will make your day brighter!

Why Classroom Jokes Matter

Laughter enhances learning and makes difficult topics more enjoyable. Short English jokes for students not only help students relax but also encourage interaction. Here are 50 funny jokes in English for students that will leave you giggling!

School & Studying Jokes

Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
What’s a math teacher’s favorite place?
Times Square!
Why did the pencil fail the test?
Because it couldn’t draw any conclusions!
What did the book say to the pencil?
“You’ve got a point!”
Why did the music teacher go to jail?
Because she got caught with too many notes!
Why was the equal sign so humble?
Because it knew it wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else!
What did one math book say to the other?
“I’ve got too many problems!”
Why do history teachers make great friends?
Because they bring up the past in a good way!
Why was the student staring at the juice box?
Because it said “concentrate” on it!

Classroom & Teacher Jokes

What’s a teacher’s favorite nation?
Expla-nation!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
Because her students were so bright!
Why did the teacher go to the beach?
To test the waters!
What’s a teacher’s favorite type of exercise?
Class work!
Why did the teacher bring a ladder to class?
Because she wanted to reach the next level!
Why did the student bring a ladder to school?
Because he was going to high school!
What did the student say when he failed the test?
“At least I got some exercise… by running out of time!”
What kind of teacher never gives homework?
A history teacher… because it’s already in the past!
Why did the teacher write on the window?
Because she wanted the lesson to be clear!
What’s a pirate’s favorite subject?
Arrrr-t!

Exam & Homework Jokes

Why did the student take a ladder to the library?
Because he wanted to reach the top of his class!
Why did the student put his homework in the blender?
Because he wanted to mix up his studies!
Why don’t we give math books a break?
Because they already have too many problems!
What’s the longest word in the dictionary?
“Smiles” because there’s a mile between the first and last letter!
Why do students love summer vacation?
No class… but lots of cool lessons at the pool!
Why was the student so good at art?
Because he knew how to draw conclusions!
Why did the computer go to school?
To improve its memory!
Why was the student sitting on a ladder in the library?
Because he wanted a higher education!
Why do students like math books?
Because they always solve their problems!
What did one schoolbook say to the other?
“I think we’re on the same page!”

Science & Tech Jokes

Why can’t you trust an atom?
Because they make up everything!
What do you call an educated tube?
A graduated cylinder!
Why did the biology teacher break up with the chemistry teacher?
Because there was no chemistry!
Why did the physics book look sad?
Because it had too much pressure on it!
What’s a computer’s favorite snack?
Microchips!
Why don’t computers ever get tired?
Because they have lots of “bytes” of energy!
What do you get when you cross science with jokes?
A laughing gas experiment!
Why did the scientist break up with the calculator?
Because she couldn’t count on him!
Why are electrons always negative?
Because they never stay positive!
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite subject?
Geometry… because it has too many angles!

Random Fun Jokes

Why did the scarecrow become a teacher?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why don’t basketball players get good grades?
Because they always dribble on their exams!
Why did the cookie go to school?
Because it wanted to be a smart cookie!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Why did the stadium get so hot?
Because all the fans left!
What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
Nothing, it just let out a little whine!
What’s the best way to talk to a giant?
Use big words!
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work!
Why did the broom go to school?
Because it wanted to sweep through the exams!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!

The following are some more classroom jokes for you about hilarious teacher-student conversations!

Joke #01

It was oral examination in the standard two. The class teacher asked various questions to the students. She asked Tom, ‘Can you tell me a name of an animal that starts with alphabet ‘E’?

Tom replied ‘ELEPHANT’
Teacher asked him again to name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘T’.
Tom replied ‘Two Elephants’
Teacher asked him the same question.
Tom replied ‘Ten Elephants’
Annoyed teacher, asked him name an animal that starts with alphabet ‘M’
Tom replied ‘Mother Elephant’
The angry teacher repeated the same question.
Cool Tom replied ‘May be an elephant’

Joke #02

Teacher asked the students to tell the most common word used by students in a classroom.
Suddenly a student got up and said “Can’t Sir”!
Brilliant! You are right, the teacher said!

Joke #03

Johnny asked to Sam what they will do that night.
Sam said “we will flip a coin”
Then Johnny said “If it comes head, we will go for movies. If tails, we will play cards, if it stands on edge, we will study”!

Joke #04

Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809.
John stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born”
Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819
Then Sam suddenly stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”!

Joke #05

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?
Johnny: Sun
Teacher: Why?
Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can’t see Africa.

Joke #06

Teacher said the students to convert the sentence “I killed a person” into future tense.
Suddenly Johnny stands up and said, Sir the future tense is “u will go to jail”!

Joke #07

One day teacher asked Sam that did his father help him with his homework.
Sam simply said that “No, he did it all by himself”!

Joke #08

Little Sam (on phone): My son is having high fever and he won’t be able to come to school today.
Teacher: Who is this?
Little Sam: This is my father speaking!

Joke #09

Son: I am not able to go to school today.
Father: what happened?
Son: I am not feeling well
Father: Where you are not feeling well?
Son: In school!

Joke #10

Teacher announced that “students, we will have only half a day of school in this morning.
All the students said “Yeahh”
Then the teacher said “We will have the other half this afternoon”!

Joke #11

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign on the road.
Teacher: What type of sign?
Student: The sign that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”!

Joke #12

Sam: Dear sir, I want to ask you something.
Teacher: yes Sam, ask me, what do you want?
Sam: Sir, do you punish anyone for something they did not do?
Teacher: No Sam. Why should I?
Sam: Thank you sir. That’s a relief. I haven’t done the homework.

Joke #13

Math Teacher: Sara, what do you get when you subtract 897 from 1824 and add 176 and divide the answer by 3?
Sara: A Headache Madam.

Joke #14

Teacher to student: “Make a sentence using the word “I”
Student: “I is..”
Teacher: “No that is not correct, you should say I am”
Student: “Ok. I am the ninth letter in the Alphabet”!

These are just a few of the best short funny jokes in English for students that will keep the classroom lively and entertaining. Keep the laughter going with these funny English jokes for students, and make learning a fun experience!

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