Looking for some funny yet spooky jokes to entertain kids? This collection of 50 scary jokes for kids is perfect for adding a touch of humor to Halloween or any time of the year! Get ready for some bone-chilling laughter with these horror jokes, short horror jokes, and scary funny jokes that will keep you giggling all night long!
Spooky and Funny Jokes for Kids
- What is a ghost’s favorite dish?
Ice-Scream! - Where do ghosts love to swim?
The Dead Sea! - What did Dracula say about his new girlfriend?
Oh, she is my love at first bite! - How can you identify a ghost’s mom and dad?
They are transparents! - What kind of music do ghosts love to hear?
Spiritual music! - Where did the mummy ghost take her baby ghost?
To the Day‘scare’! - Why don’t we see a bat alone?
Because bats always like to hang out with their friends! - Which sports do vampires love to play?
‘Bat’minton! - Why don’t witches like to buy flat hats?
Because flat hats have no point on them! - Why weren’t skeletons allowed to play music in the church?
Because they came without organs! - How can you make a witch itch?
Just take out the ‘w’! - Why did the doctor call Dracula to the hospital?
Because Dracula owns a mobile blood unit! - What type of music do teenage ghosts love to dance to?
Soulless music! - What did the ghost gift to his girlfriend?
Precious tombstone jewelry! - Why did the skeleton go to the Christmas party alone?
Because he could not find any ‘body’ to accompany him! - One of a witch’s best friends is very good at cricket. Who is he?
A bat! - Where did the ghost go to post his mail?
At the Ghost office! - How did the host suddenly turn scary?
Just add a letter ‘G’ to it! - Why did the police arrest the ghost?
Because he didn’t have a haunting license! - Why do witches like to travel on brooms?
Because vacuum cleaners are too expensive for them! - What do you call a skeleton that is always sleeping?
A lazy bone! - Why is Dracula a great artist?
Because he can draw blood well! - What was the topic in the ghost’s seminar?
“Do you believe in people?!” - What kind of trees do ghosts like the most?
Ceme-trees! - The ghost’s new house has all rooms except one. Which room?
The ‘living’ room! - Which is the favorite ride of baby ghosts?
The roller-ghosterr! - What did the ghost order at the coffee shop?
Cold coffee with sugar and scream! - What will you say if you find a witch in a desert?
The Sandwich! - Why will a ghost’s ship never sink?
Because it always floats in the air! - What is Dracula’s favorite dog breed?
The bloodhound! - Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road?
Because he had no guts! - How do you reach Mr. Ghost’s new apartment?
Just take the first right and go to the dead end! - Who is the ghost that lives in the Town Hall?
Oh, it is the night‘mayor’! - Salesman to Mrs. Monster: “Ma’am, this book will definitely help your husband get ahead.”
Mrs. Monster: “Oh, thank you! But I don’t think he needs this—he already has two heads!” - At a Halloween party, a little boy won first prize for the best costume but seemed unhappy. Why?
Because he just came to pick up his sister! - What is a witch with poison ivy called?
An itchy witchy! - What’s a cold, evil candle called?
The wicked wick of the north! - What is evil, ugly, and black and goes round and round?
A witch in a revolving door! - What is evil and ugly on the inside and green on the outside?
A witch dressed as a cucumber! - What happens if you see twin witches?
You won’t be able to see which witch is which! - Why did the witch give up fortune-telling?
There was no future in it! - Why did the baby witch smile when she broke out in a rash?
Because it was an ‘appy rash! - What does a witch get if she is a poor traveler?
Broom sick! - How did the witch almost lose her baby?
She didn’t take it far enough into the woods! - Why did the silly witch keep her clothes in the fridge?
She liked to have something cool to slip into in the evenings! - Why do ghosts love elevators?
Because they lift their spirits! - What do you call a vampire who loves cooking?
Count Spatula! - Why did the mummy go to school?
Because he wanted to be unwrapped in knowledge! - How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Tickle his funny bone! - Why don’t graveyards ever get overcrowded?
Because people are dying to get in!
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