40 Tricky Questions and Funny Answers

40 Tricky Questions and Funny Answers

1. Do you know where the tadpoles change?
   ANSWER: In the croak-room!
2. Alabama the smartest state in the USA, guess why.
   ANSWER: Because it has 4 A's and one B!
3. Which hand is the best to write with?
   ANSWER: Neither one of them - it's best to write with a pen or a pencil!
4. Can you tell what sort of an animal a slug is?
   ANSWER: A slug is a snail with a housing problem!
5. Who was the first to invent underground tunnels?
   ANSWER: Moles!
6. What followed the dinosaurs?
   ANSWER: Their tails!
7. Which Elizabethan sailor could stop cars in their tracks?
   ANSWER: Sir Francis Brake!
8. Name the most slippery country in the world.
   ANSWER: Greece!
9. What can you find at gift shops in the streets of Paris?
   ANSWER: Trifle towers!
10. Name the kid of fishes that can't swim.
    ANSWER: All the dead ones!
11. Can you name the strongest bird?
    ANSWER: A crane!
12. Eleven birds sat signing on the branch of a huge tree. A hunter shot the first in the row. Now, how many birds are left on the branch?
    ANSWER: None! After one bird was shot, they all flew away!
13. A monkey, a cat, and a little bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who do you think will get the banana first, the monkey, the cat, or the little bird?
    ANSWER: None of them! Because you can't get bananas from a coconut tree!
14. When do you go at red and stop when you see green?
    ANSWER: When you eat a watermelon!
15. What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?
    ANSWER: An onion!
16. What do you give a dog that is hot?
    ANSWER: Mustard and some ketchup if you prefer, they are the best for a hot dog!
17. Where do bulls receive their notice papers and messages?
    ANSWER: On the bull-etin board!

18. Why did Tweety go to see the doctor?
    ANSWER: To get a tweetment [treatment]!
19. What did the stamp say to the envelope when they met for their first date?
    ANSWER: You stick with me, and I will take you places!
20. Do you know why the joke about the block of butter was kept under wraps?
    ANSWER: Because it would spread if you talked about it!
21. Why does the leopard find it difficult to play hide and seek?
    ANSWER: Because the leopard is always spotted!
22. What was wrong with the wooden car with wooden wheels and the wooden engine?
    ANSWER: It just wooden go [wouldn’t]!
23. What is the best thing to call a pile of kittens?
    ANSWER: You can call it a meow-ntain [mountain]!!
24. What is green and sings its heart out?
    ANSWER: Elvis Parsley!
25. What kind of nails do carpenters hate to hit with their hammers?
    ANSWER: Who wouldn’t know that, Fingernails!
26. When do Potatoes from around the world change their nationalities?
    ANSWER: When they turn into ‘French’ fries!
27. How would you describe a hail?
    ANSWER: Hails is hard boiled rain!
28. What language do people speak in Cuba?
    ANSWER: Cubic!
29. What is a ‘myth’?
    ANSWER: A myth is a female moth!
30. Describe an archaeologist's career.
    ANSWER: An archaeologist's career is always in ruins!
31. What is the noisiest game in the world?
    ANSWER: Squash - because you can't play squash without raising a racquet!
32. Why do birds fly south when winter arrives?
    ANSWER: Because it's too far to walk the distance!
33. Have you wondered what holds the sun up in the sky?
    ANSWER: That’s what the Sunbeams are for!
34. Which country do hamsters come from?
    ANSWER: They come from Hamsterdam!
35. Which is heavier, a full moon or a half-moon?
    ANSWER: The half-moon is heavier because the full moon has more ‘light’!
36. Which town in England makes the most terrible sandwiches?
    ANSWER: Oldham!
37. Why are goldfish an orange- red in colour?
    ANSWER: The water turns them rusty!
38. To whom did success come before work?
    ANSWER: To the dictionary!
39. Why did cavemen draw pictures of hippopotamuses and rhinoceroses on their walls?
    ANSWER: Because their names weren’t easy to spell!
40. What animals are on every legal document?
    ANSWER: Seals!