Funny Quiz, Questions And Answers

Funny Quiz With Answers

Q: How would you shoot a killer bee?
A: With a bee bee gun.

Q: What is the difference between a coal-train and your instructor?
A: While your instructor says to spit your gum out, and the coal-train says chew chew [choo-choo]

Q: Why did the birdie go to the clinic?
A: To get a tweetment [treatment].

Q: Why was the guy looking for food while sitting on top his friend?
A: Because his friend had said that, the dinner is on me.

Q: How to porcupines kiss?
A: Very carefully.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof?
A: Don’t bother, you would not understand it as it is over your head.

Q: How do you communicate with a fish?
A: Drop him a line.

Q: What is the definition of a party-pooper?
A: Someone who goes to the toilet in the middle of a party.

Q: Why do sharks like to eat jellyfishes?
A: Because they can have it with peanut butter.

Q: What is a sheep’s hair dressing saloon called?
A: The Baa Baa shop [barbershop]

Q: Why do birds fly south during winter?
A: Because it sure beats walking.

Q: What is the cat’s favorite breakfast cereal?
A: Obviously Mice Krispy’s.

Q: What do you call an apartment that likes food?
A: Condoment [condiment]

Q: Why does the leopard find it difficult to hide and stalk?
A: Because he is spotted always.

Q: What kind of key opens a banana?
A: A monkey.

Q: What do you get when you cross a lemon with a cat?
A: A Sourpuss of course.

Q: Why are carrots are good for the eyes?
A: Well, because it is difficult to find a rabbit with spectacles?

Q: Why does a hummingbird hum instead of singing?
A: Because it just does not know the words.

Q: Why do some fish stay at the bottom of the sea?
A: Because they dropped out of school. [A collection of fishes is called a school]

Q: What do you give a dog that has high temperature?
A: Mustard, it is the best thing for a hot dog.

Q: Where do bulls receive their messages?
A: On the bull-etin board.

Q: What moves up and down but actually does not move?
A: Temperature.

Q: Which weighs more, a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks?
A: They both weigh the same [a ton].

Q: What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and wooden engine?
A: it wooden go [wouldn’t]

Q: What gives milk but has only one horn?
A: The milk truck.

Q: What do you call a mermaids bed?
A: A waterbed.

Q. What do you call a party for Barbie dolls?
A. A Barbie-Q [barbecue]

Q: When is the ideal time to visit a dentist?
A: Tooth-hurty [two-thirty]

Q: What do you call a firefighters soup and crackers?
A: Firecrackers.

Q: What is it called when a cat wins the dog show?
A: CAT-HAS-TROPHY.

Q: What is taken before you get it?
A: Your picture.

Q: Why did the tree visit the dentist?
A: So as to get a root canal.

Q: Why was the broom late?
A: Because, it over swept [slept]

Q: What is the difference between Ms. and Mrs.?
A: Mr.

Q: Which word looks the same when read upside down?
A: The word “Swims”

Q: Where does a tree store their stuff?
A: In there Trunk.

Q: What did the tie say to the hat?
A: You go on ahead and I will hang around.

Q: What did the small nose say to the little finger?
A: Please don’t pick on me.

Q: What did the candle say to the other candle?
A: I am going out tonight.

Q: How do you tickle an Octopus?
A: With its ten-tickles [tentacles]

Q: What happens when you cross a boy scout with a baseball player?
A: You get a person who likes to pitch tents.

Q: What is a bulldozer?
A: Someone who sleeps while a politician is making a speech.

Q: What do you call a pile of kittens?
A: a meow-ntain [mountain]

Q: What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa?
A: A Claus- trophobic.