Funny Questions And Answers

Here is the collection of funny questions and answers from around the world.

Something you pull: "A potato.."

An animal used as a form of transport: "A turtle.."

A famous Phil or Philip: "Phil Johnson.."

A habit people try to give up: "Spitting.."

A Thunderbirds character: "Doctor Spock.."

A seaside resort on the south coast: " Rio de Janeiro.."

Something you might find in a garage: "a grand piano.."

Something a Frenchman would say: "On Garde.."

A fast animal: "A hippo.."

Something you keep in the garden: "A cat.."

Something that gives you goosebumps: "Mumps.."

A character from Little Red Riding Hood: "Hansel and Gretel.."

A non-living object with legs: "A plant.."

Something that makes you scream: "A squirrel.."

A food than can easily be eaten without chewing: "Chips.."

A Boy's name beginning with the letter J: "Gerald.."

Any dance apart from the waltz: "The ball dance.."

Something a policeman might say: "Spread 'em.."

Something that frightens Dracula: "The King of the Vampires.."

An animal you cannot fit into a Mini car: "Mouse.."

Something made of wool: "Cotton wool.."

A well known superstition: "Running in front of a car.."

Something you use a microchip in: "A fish-fryer.."

A game played in the dark: "Charades.."

A type of record: "A floppy disk.."