Best Funny Answers

Here is the collection of funny questions and answers from around the world.

Something that has a shell: "Batman.."

An animal with horns: "A bee..."

A type of oil: "Sewing-machine oil.."

An animal you see at the zoo: "Dog.."

A mode of transport that you can walk in: "Your shoes.."

An animal with three letters: "Lion.."

A country where Arabic is spoken: "Nigeria.."

A Boy's name beginning with the letter J: "Gerald.."

Any dance apart from the waltz: "The ball dance.."

Something a policeman might say: "Spread 'em.."

Something that frightens Dracula: "The King of the Vampires.."

An animal you cannot fit into a Mini car: "Mouse.."

Something made of wool: "Cotton wool.."

A well known superstition: "Running in front of a car.."

Something you use a microchip in: "A fish-fryer.."

A game played in the dark: "Charades.."

Someone you wouldn't swear in front of: "Yourself.."

Someone or something whose existence has never been proven: "Hitler.."