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Q: What is the cow’s favourite resting place?
A: The moooseum.

Q: Where do sharks come from?
A: Fin-land.

Q: What does one call a mother cow that just gave birth to a calf?
A: “De-calf-inated”.

Q: What is it that you call a mad bull elephant?
A: An earthquake.

Q: Why did the traffic police give the sheep another ticket?
A: Because he made an illegal “ewe turn”.

Q: Why do cats go to Minnesota?
A: To get a “mini-soda”.

Q: Which dog always has fever?
A: A hot dog.

Q: What do octopuses wear when they feel cold?
A: Their “coat of arms”.

Q: What do you call a mouse, that neither eats, walks or even eat?
A: A computer’s mouse.

Q: Which kind of dogs loves bubble baths?
A: “Sham-poodles”.

Q: How do you treat a pig with a rash?
A: Use “oinkment”.

Q: What does a lamb become after it completes its second birthday?
A: It becomes a two-year-old lamb.

Q: Why do giraffes have such long necks?
A: It is because their feet stink.

Q: What do you do if your dog has just swallowed your pencil?
A: Don’t panic - use your pen.

Q: What happened when the cat swallowed a ball of wool?
A: She had mittens.

Q: What is the name of the shark’s favourite sandwich?
A: Peanut butter and jellyfish.

Q: Why was the crab arrested and sent to prison?
A: Because he continuously kept “pinching” things!

Q: Why do bears not wear any shoes?
A: Because they would still have “bear feet”.

Q: What has four wheels, eats grass and produces milk?
A: A cow on skates.

Q: How would you know that an elephant has invaded your refrigerator?
A: Because there would be footprints in the butter.

Q: How would you address a dog with a Rolex?
A: A watch dog.

Q: Which pine has the longest needles?
A: A porcupine.

Q: What can be worse than a millipede with athlete’s foot?
A: A porcupine with split ends!

Q: What do cats like to have for breakfast?
A: Pooched eggs.

These animal jokes would be great to share on a school picnic or a family trip. Enjoy!