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Miscellaneous Jokes - Page 9

Q: Why do we dress baby boys in blue and baby girls in pink?
A: Simply because they cannot dress themselves.

Q: What is purple and is five thousand miles long?
A: The “Grape Wall of China” [Great Wall]

Q: Why is the dictionary so dangerous?
A: Because it contains both Dynamite and Arsenic.

Q: What has teeth, yet cannot chew?
A: The zipper.

Q: Where can you always find health, wealth, and happiness?
A: The Dictionary.

Q: How do you make a Venetian blind?
A: Poke a finger in his eye.

Q: Why do lions prefer their meat raw?
A: Because they do not have stoves.

Q: Which is the easiest way to eat spaghetti?
A: Well, first way is to open your mouth.

Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: They use “cell phones”

Q: How do crazy people travel through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.

Q: Why did Tom go out with a prune?
A: Because he could not find a date.

Q: Who is responsible for cleaning the bottom of the ocean?
A: The mer-maid

Q: What flower do you get when you kiss?
A: Tu-lips (two-lips)

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Q: What is a rabbit with fleas called?
A: Bugs Bunny.

Q: Which pet is the loudest?
A: The trum-pet.

Q: Where do pencils go for their holiday?
A: To Pennsylvania.

Q: What did one plate say to the other?
A: The dinner is on me.

Q: What did the office supplier say when he jumped out of the closet on an office party?
A: “Supplies” [Surprise]

Q: Why made the traffic light turn red?
A: Anyone would, if they had to change in the middle of the street.

Q: What did the first lift say to the second lift?
A: Well… it appears I am coming down with something.

Q: What did the shark say when he swam into a wall?
A: Dam. [Damn]

Q: Why don't the skeletons fight each other?
A: Obviously, they do not have the guts.

Q: Why was the student's report card wet?
A: It was below C level.

Q: How will you find a princess?
A: Just follow the ‘foot prince’ [prints].